Monthly Archives: July 2012

I went to a hotel for vacation and ended up spending $300. the hotel got the rest and the bank got the money.   — inspired by Fozzie Bear (wacka-wacka)

Q:  How do bees travel? A:  They take the buzz!

BOY:  Dad, today my grade was underwater. DAD:  What do you mean? BOY:  It was below C. (sea)

My friend is so literal that when she stands around the house, she stands AROUND the house!   —Inspired by Fozzie Bear  

Q: What do you call a pirate in a wheelchair? A: a handicaptain!