I went to a hotel for vacation and ended up spending $300. the hotel got the rest and the bank got the money.
— inspired by Fozzie Bear
Traveling Bees
Q: How do bees travel?
A: They take the buzz!
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Underwater grades
BOY: Dad, today my grade was underwater.
DAD: What do you mean?
BOY: It was below C. (sea)
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Literal Friends
My friend is so literal that when she stands around the house, she stands AROUND the house!
—Inspired by Fozzie Bear
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Pirates in Wheelchairs
Q: What do you call a pirate in a wheelchair?
A: a handicaptain!
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